Dear Simple Plan

Dear Simple Plan:

I have kept silent for many years but I believe that I have reached a breaking point when it pertains to your crap-ass lyrics and painfully predictable rhyming schemes. This is a polite request that you look in the mirror and realize you are almost in your 30s now.

Yes ok... it was mighty clever of you to insert the word "dick" in your song "Addicted" and granted it is acceptable to enjoy that song from time to time in the privacy of your home. However everything you have released since then have been nothing but purely primative and unbearable.

Singles such as "Perfect" and "Welcome to my Life" should have never been allowed on the radio. If you are THAT old and still have to approach your father in such a passive-aggressive manner it clearly explains why you are Candian. Simple Plan I really hope "Welcome to my Life" was a genius piece of satire otherwise you clearly have been mistaken in feeling that you had a target audience of say a five-year-old which would be the age at which a person would not "know what it is like" to be a whiny douche.

Before you claim crammo (a hybrid of crappy emo) is all the rage as proven by your friendly rivals good charlotte, new found glory, bowling for soup, and the occasionally sum 41. Keep in mind some of their lyrics actually venture past rhyming 'me' and 'see' as well as 'true' and 'you'.

Finally in response to your latest single "When I'm Gone". No Simple Plan... Life is what happens while you're busy continuing to write songs a highschooler wouldn't bother to splooge in. Maybe next time write a song about the things in life YOU don't know it's like ... ya know having a family of your own, and a respectable career.

Things people your age should be looking into.

love:
Rose