I no longer fear hell for I have seen the DMV. And it seems that it's universal throughout... And most anyone who has had to set foot in this hellhole of pure bureaucracy and acrid humanity knows exactly what I mean....
The long of the short of it is sometime last night my license went MIA... and because I'm leaving soon cross country I found it highly important to get a replacement ASAP. So I gather what I thought was sufficient materials to prove things such as, my identity, my residency, my citizenship...
So apparently 5 bank statements (that and I quote meet the regulations posted on the website over 30 days old), a tuition bill, a loan statement, a W-2, and yes even a document SENT BY THE DMV ITSELF!!! Is not sufficient enough proof of residency for Ms.Redhead Bitch and her supervisor that conveniently left 5 minutes ago and won't be back till Thursday. I mean what the hell do they think I've just squatted in some unexpectating family's mailbox and run past and mail jack the box before they get home every afternoon... I think if you're able to produce at least five pieces of mail no matter what it is that span over 30 days... that's sufficient enough proof that you live there... and it's simply audacious that they wouldn't accept something that they fuckin sent... HOW THE HELL DID I GET IT THEN.
And it wouldn't bad if she wasn't such a bitch about it... First she accuses me of printing off the second statement I find (because apparently the first one had no activity on it... oh failed to mention that in your little fuckin website didn't you?) and after I insist I had just opened the envelope it came in then she says she won't accept it because it's nine months old... (yep makes sense printing it off and folded it in the exact likeness of a document that was in an envelope and dated nine months ago...) Why couldn't she be honest and save me the time and said...
"I'm an extremely bitter bitch, and I resent my position in this life because I made poor decisions and now work at the DMV where I see people much more successful than I am every single day... and so I grasp what little superiority I have over you... and because you have success clearly written all over you I will make it my job to make sure you do not leave here with this license today.... nothing you bring me will suffice me at the point because I already decided that it's you that will feel my failures in life today... "
So atm I continue to frantically backtrack to find my license while attempting to locate my latest statement... And this is only half the battle... without a license this DMV has to contact the Oklahoma DMV... omfg... I'm never gonna get my license am I?
I have no identity... WHO AM I?????????
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment