So I never know what online dating sites I'm allowed to look at the boys...
I think it's True where it's not to stare... but why would I... those boyz are creepy on their webcams... or tanning aimlessly while someone is filming them... and then they talk to you... and it's all so confusing... they ask for your name and then wait a good 10 second before saying something else... which first off who does this ever fool... like... more than five times... really after the second time I was wise to fact that they could not hear me... well maybe third.
Or the guys that are "typing you" who look like that gooney in a webcam anyhow... or more accurately who gets that excited watching their computer... it's CREEPY!
What's worse are the Match.Com ads... where it's OK to look... k... so you can find... single smart people, or single doctors, or single musicians... but... THEY ARE ALL THE SAME GUY! Seriously! You mean to tell me there's only one guy at Match.com... k... it sounds like to me... he's a prostitute... if he can be all those things... and he's even more awkward that the guys I can't look at... inspecting me... it's CREEPY! And when he's the "smart guy" those glasses are so silly looking... it looks more like an Ad for a Halloween costume... and I want to see this guy like just on the street or like just working at American Eagle or something and be like... "Hey you're the Match.com guy... waiiiit a minute you're not a smart guy! You're a phony! A big fat PHONY!"
I don't want to hook me a hottie during boyfriend season ok (which is just around the corner yikes!)? So seriously... match and true... leave me be... stop with your crazy ads!
*sigh* in the infamous words of Paula Cole... "Where have all the cowboys gone?" oh that's right... it's that creepy smart/doctor/musician guy on Match.com... i'm sure he'd parade in a cowboy costume for me... at least it's ok to look :P
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