Give a Man a Fish

so I'm not SAYING going to college makes you a better person but... going to college makes you a better person.

If I were president. Fuck universal health care, fuck social security reform, and fuck... I repeat fuck... securing the boarders...

Platform Beam and maybe if he plays his cards right Seitz (imagine the press! the first bipartisan running mates... it would be like the odd couple only this time... it's bureaucratic!) and let's give it the date... 2028. 20 years... not bad.

Would be for subsidized higher education.

Dude... why are we spending millions and millions of dollars on "bettering the less fortunate countries" when there are American citizens running around here who completely lack necessary cognitive and critical thinking skills!

Working on a task at work... I see the following thing and it honestly made my brain hurt.

It's hard to understand how frustrating that is out of context. Long story short... those products were moved, and rather than take down the pegs... they were left up out of laziness not really stupidity i suppose, but then another member of the brain trust was told to place those signs on all empty pegs... well... i suppose he's good at following directions.

There was like 12 of these all grouped together on the wall. I was so baffled by it I had to take photos of it... I mean... I ... I never wanted to be one of those people who thought they were better than others simply because they had higher education... but dude... I mean... dude.

"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish then he can tell his head from his ass." ~ Beam/Seitz* 2028

*running mate pending*