Parody Movie: Instant Gratification

So here I was... Enjoying me some nice Old School Adult Swim when this trash came on my screen....




WHEN IN THE HELL IS THIS GOING TO STOP! It's as ridiculous as when VH1 started I love the millennium.

Since 2000 this company has made... nine of these fucking things... four of which being scary movies... the others being date movie, epic movie, hero movie, meet the spartans, and now disaster movie. The last three were just release THIS YEAR!

Some of these movies they parody aren't even on DVD yet?! IRON MAN IS STILL THEATRES!!! It's getting so fucking ridiculous...

Ok yes scary movie was kinda enjoyable.. granted I was 14 when I saw it. but I mean... how in the hell do they keep finding money to make these pieces of crap!?

Why don't they just start making parodies of movies that haven't come yet? I can just see it...

Coming this fall.... The Trailer Movie....

Fact of the matter is I would rather sit thru 5 land before times than waste my time even watching 20 minutes of this crap. I hated Juno the first time... why would I want to see a terrible parody of it not even a year after I saw it.

If I wanted to see bad parodies of recent movies it's called fuckin SNL! Or madtv... or hell Best Week Ever for christsakes!!! That's right... I'd rather sit thru an episode of Best Week Ever...

Make me worry about this generation and our predisposition to alhemziers... really if we need to have reminded of things that happen two days ago... *shudders*

i feel like we are in an age of instant gratification... we are no longer willing to wait. And that's a BIG problem. It worries me.

I mean these maybe just be crappy movies we're talking about but they are reflection of the way our generation is... we use and abuse all in the same week.

I know people barely 24 hours older than I am that have been married, divorced, and had kids... at 22!? *scoff* slow the fuck down people. What in the hell are you going to do when you're 35?

James and I were talking about this other day... with technology and stuff... everyone is just so ... everything... here... now... bam bam bam bam! People are under the misconception that life is so short.

People life is fucking long! And yeah I know... death is scary... trust me it keeps me awake some nights... but I mean... my grandma is 78. 78!? It's ok to slow down once in awhile...

think of... think of the old spice commercial with Neil Patrick Harris. What makes them funny is that he played a doctor as a kid... the joke got seasoned with age. Life is the same way... like... think of some the grown up movies you watched as a kid... sometimes they are a lot funnier now that you understand... like Back to the Future.

My point... life needs to slow down. And these terrible movies have to stop being made.

Swing Vote

So i totally didn't know who I would vote for...

Until THIS!!!!



He speaks to me in a language I can hear.

Next! (Disgusting!)

I know I've been writing a lot of blogs lately but this however can not go un published. What in the fuck is wrong with the people who are on Next!. Or cheaters, or parental control, or any of those horrible horrible shows.

Take for example... Paris... from Next!




this episode was on last night, and yes I think less of myself for keeping it on, and even more less of myself to staying through the commercial break. what this clip doesn't show is that afterwards they ask why Paris has such white teeth... answer? White nail-polish. What in the fuck is wrong with kids these days? Where the fuck are their parents? And why are we encouraging them to be on TV?

20 years from now (assuming that kid lives another 20 years if he's ingesting white nail polish on a daily basis :S) that kid has to look back on that episode. Both! Of those kids. It's not the homosexuality... really it's not... it's that bad dialog, horrible acting, and blatant disregard for self-respect that makes me uncomfortable as the laughter that emits from the other four dudes in the van.

Shows like this really make me question the moral fiber of society. Granted it's not burning and raping villages in the name of God. In historical context making an ass of yourself is a far less crime... but in the here and now... are there really people like that in this world?

in real life would you prove your love to me by eating a pig's vagina (Tila Tequila) or can anyone really be in love with Flava Flav... or Brett Michaels... and seriously what self-respect Marine (gay or straight) would even consider dating a man wearing an origami belt and paints their teeth with nail polish?

Let me rephrase my concern. These people do it because they are getting paid, and fame. They do it because there is a DEMAND for it. My concern is with the demographic of demand. What makes everyday people like you and me stop and watch this smut.

Does it make us feel better about ourselves? Is it like watching a human train wreck where you can't look away? Or simply secretly do we RELATE to these people in some sick way.